Omega J8005 Masticating Juicer for $199

Rug Doctor - What Pros Use to Steam Clean Carpets - $329

Rug Doctor Mighty Pro Carpet Cleaner Don't get me wrong, your resume is very impressive, but I just don't think you're quite what we're looking for in a Warehouse Manager.

Dyson Pedestal Fan $229.99

Dyson Air Multiplier Bladeless Pedestal Fan Look, they don't call me "Hector Thomas, The Fan Wrangler" because I don't know what I'm talking about.

Dyson DC23 for $199 - Refurbished

Dyson DC23 Turbinehead Canister Vacuum Soon the world will bow before me, Turbine Head!

Dyson DC31 Handheld Vacuum - Best Car Vacuum Ever

It's normally $349.99 for a brand new one, but refurbished, it's on sale for $127.99

I use the previous generation model myself, and it's the main reason I can keep my car interior carpets clean.

Roomba 440 for $149.99

Right now over at Yugster.

Check out my review here.

Bosch Tassimo drink bot for $99 after $50 rebate

Reviews are top notch on Amazon.  It provides more flexibility with drinks that require milk.  Better than Keurig but T-discs are going to be tougher to find at your local grocery store.

Small portable washing machine! Perfect if your apartment doesn't have one.

Hooks up to your sink.  Really small and portable.  Perfect for daily loads.  I wish I had one back in college, and when I was apartment living.